Heya folks! It is I, Random WTF! As you can probably guess, I am hands-down the greatest character to ever grace the Insane Quest with my presence, if not the greatest character in the history of roleplaying EVER, but I digress. Now then, allow me to tell you a little about myself. I was born in a small log cabin-
Hey! What are you doing here?
I'm making an article on myself. What's it look like, genius?
So the fact that you keep showing up in our RP isn't bad enough? You have to invade our wiki now, too?
Now you look here, I have just as much of a right to have my own article as anyone else-
I'm going to count to three, and if you're not gone by then, so help me I will call Lightning Snow in here, and you know what he's capable of...
Hah! Call Lightning Snow? You don't have the balls!
Yeah, right. I'm REEEEEEAL scared now, buddy...
Heh, heh, yeah...still not buyin' it...
Two and a half...
Okay! Okay! I'll leave!
That's what I thought.
To all you folks out there browsing our Wiki, I sincerely apologize. Perhaps an explaination is in order. That was Random WTF, an enigmatic little creature who repeatedly tries to sneak into our story as a character, but is nearly always thwarted by Snow in the process. It just seems like no matter how many times we get rid of him, he just keeps coming back...
-In Chapter IV, a new creature called "Random WTF 2.0" made a brief appearance. Since then, he hasn't appeared since, while the original Random WTF continues to show up from time to time.
Random WTF IS AWESOMEEdit
Oh hey folks, I have returned, Random WTF! Now today....
Huh? What the hell?
Oh you, your like.... Sonik, or something?
Now, get out of here!
- shotgun cock*
You wouldn't shoot me, you don't have the balls!
I'm giving you three seconds.
Oh, yeah, I'm SOOOO scared.
Yeah, I'm REALLY scared.
Ha! You missed!
That's what I was intending, now why don't you leave before I'm forced to shoot you?
Alright, alright. Geez.
Sorry about that folks. This guy just doesn't quit.